When I open my pack of gum...
me: knock knock
friend: who's there
me: interrupting black woman
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yourmajestyjonathan: Surfin’ USA - Beach Boys ...
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem...– Friedrich Nietzsche (via brittanyschoice)
if you play an instrument youre automatically 10x hotter im sorry thats just how the world works
Tainted Love by Marilyn Manson is the craziest...
YEAR OF THE FAT BASTARD: 9 Surprising Finds About... →
yearofthefatbastard: Some 30-40 pounds ago, I used to swim a lot. It has occurred to me that quitting this might have had something to do with the whole weight situation. So, back to the training schedule it goes! However, there are some differences in swimming when you’re fit and when you’re, well, me. And…